Vocals: Howlin' Ferret

In space no one can hear you scream, but they can still hear this guy. Don't worry about your daughters, but do lock up your microphones!

Previous Bands: Emerson, Leek and Palmer

Role Model: Max Boyce

Hobbies: Crash Test Dummy for VW

Most likely to say: "Whistling? What whistling?"

Gig Rider: 2 kegs of gunpowder served in a tortilla, or a kebab with extra chili.  Both of which have the desired irrigational benefits

Guitar: Clueless Sultana

Often spotted stage left, looking like a rabbit in your car headlights. Some say Stage fright, others diagnose Parkinsons.

Previous Bands: Cellar Dwellers: A 60s style Garage band. Disbanded in the 90's when they lost use of the garage

Role Model: Blind Lemon Drizzle Cake, legendary bluesman from the Delta.

Hobbies: Stress, and breeding FX pedals. He has now raised 14 young stomp boxes from an original breeding pair of a Boss Flanger and Crybaby wah-wah

Most likely to say: "Actually, I'm a bit nervous!"

Gig Rider: 3 Alcopops, 4 valium, and a hypnotherapy CD

Bass: Chas Chandelier

His quest to develop the ultimate bass rig has now turned into something akin to the search for the holy grail. Several acres of amazonian rainforest have now be consumed solely to provide Chas with an ever changing collection of bass guitars!

Previous Bands: The Rockin' Chairs

Role model: John Entwistle

Hobbies: Medical examinations

Most likely to say: "I had twice as much room last time we played here"

Gig Rider: A couple of copies of his favourite mags: "Big and Bassy" or "Reader's Amps"

Keyboards: Joan 'Lord, where did you get that amp?'

Musical Mistress with educational overtones. Multi talented, or just a show off, you decide.

Previous Bands: Royal Naval College Quartet, or it could have been a threesome, she cant remember.

Role Model: Ian Anderson

Hobbies: Spending time with her pet rabbit, Roger. It's an unusual breed, devoid of any body fur and eats batteries.

Most Likely to Say: “Well, its obviously a C natural with an augmented 5th you clowns”

Gig Rider: Anything from the Linda Mcartney range.

Drums: Silver Baker

The bands official ale tester, and sandwich connoiseur

Previous Bands: Beggars Farm 1906-2005

Role Models: Archimedes or The Count from Sesame Street. As a drummer, he admires anyone who can count!

Hobbies: Drinking beer, evaluating beer, selecting beer, talking about beer. Thinking about......Beer

Most Likely to say: What beer have they got on?

Gig Rider: Piccallily,Caerphilly and chive on Crusty white.  Must be wrapped in tin foil.